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The folks at Trixie Tracker very nearly read my mind. They created an online service that helps you keep track of the daily patterns of your infant. Users enter information about nap times, feedings, and diaper activity—then have access to a variety of informative charts and graphs. “Learn more about your baby’s needs and behavior… get more sleep,” they promise. Here’s an example of their “sleep telemetry” graphic:

Trixie Tracker Graph

The idea is good…but it doesn’t cover our most pressing need as parents. Like a business, we need real-time information that will help us make game-time decisions. Is he ready for a nap? What’s going on in that diaper? Does he need to eat now? These are the answers we need to ensure a contented baby.

With these concerns in mind, I took baby analytics a step further: I developed a real-time baby dashboard with heads-up display. Using the Trixie Tracker log data as a starting point, I added a durable in-diaper sensor to capture the, err, “raw data” necessary for timely action. The final step was to attach a wearable DLP, high-lumen (indoor, outdoor usage) projection lens to baby’s outfit. Now I’m always one step ahead of an unhappy kid.

Baby Dashboards

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  • http://peltiertech.com Jon Peltier

    And like the dashboards of many businesses, your baby dashboard is purely imaginary .

  • Zach

    I prefer to call it a prototype with limited operability.

  • http://www.training-time.com/inspiration/ Steve

    Like your baby’s diaper, it’s vapour-wear!

  • Darrell

    As with many things corporate; a sniff and a “wet-ware” touchy-feely outperforms the management reporting.

    Good on Trixie Tracker, but I hope they didn’t bet their kid’s college fund.

  • http://www.edmblog.com James Taylor

    Very funny! Now all you need are some good predictive analytics (likely time to metldown due to lack of sleep, probability that next pooh will result in a need to change clothing as well as diaper etc) and the ability to flexibly define rules based on your own expertise with the babies (this one always naps in the car, this one prefers a stroller) and you could actually get some decent advice from the system too :-)

  • http://blogs.estatic.org/blogs/president Brandon Kelly

    Heh, this is absolutely hillarious. I’ve been into wearable computers for quite some time and this is by far the most compelling implementation idea I’ve heard. Too bad a pack of diapers outfitted with such equipment would end up near $500 :) For that price you could just hire a full-time nanny to change the diapers — but where’s the fun in that :) Good stuff.

  • http://www.liesdamnedlies.com Ian Thomas

    I don’t know about no market – every anally-retentive parent (that is, most of my friends who have children) would find this a boon. Very interesting to request Trixie’s (the girl after whom the service is named) sleep chart for the last three years and see how the sleep patterns go from crazy-no-life to something pretty manageable over the period.

  • http://www.coty.ws Coty Rosenblath

    Great stuff. Love the “Uno/Dos” and “Estimated Wipes”.

  • http://dustinandhadassah.com/blogs/dustin Dustin Wallace

    Looking for babysitter w/data entry skills. Software/Hardware background a plus!!!

  • Another Gary

    Great idea. I’m far from anally retentive, but had a pump/drink/poop chart taped to the bedroom wall for my twins 8 years ago. Did summary statistics every week. Would have loved a more “comprehensive” solution.

    The challenge is the input device – easy to scribble “6″ in the 2am box for a 6-oz feed at 2 in the morning; could usually do it before falling asleep. Logging on and entering via the web? Not likely; I want to return to sleep asap!

  • George

    For ease of inputting such info, even a simple Basic Stamp or similar programmable board would do with a few simply wired buttons, an ethernet or wireless connection, and optional one-line LCD. Imagine – tap the “milk” button 6 times before heading back to bed and the circuit (which already knows what time it is…more so than you perhaps) makes a call to the BabyStat web service on your PC (or external web host for that matter). Have a few of these small puppies around the house and you’re all set!

  • http://crossingthenetline.blogspot.com/ Leticia COLON

    Hi! This is very funny. I wrote a blog posting on relationship dashboard some time ago. I also saw you speak at EMetrics. You were very good. Happiest holidays.

  • http://www.datawrangling.com Pete Skomoroch

    Looks like some Ruby on Rails startup took this baby dashboard idea and ran with it :)

    http://www.crunchbase.com/assets/images/0001/4139/14139.jpg

    Oh yeah, and they added a “social network” for babies:

    http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/03/01/totspot-its-a-social-network-for-babies/
    http://www.crunchbase.com/company/totspot

  • http://www.babyspot.com BabySpot.com

    Pete mentioned a recent startup that is running with the baby dashboard idea. We created the website http://www.babyspot.com a few months ago and are live and no longer in beta testing. We are a social networking and informational tool for new parents to connect. Totspot looks like a great site, however, we are in the same space and launched in December 2007. Our site has been live since then and was started because my co-founder, James Rivera, wanted to share pictures and videos of his son, Danny, in a safe and secure manner. Enclosed in this email below is a press release regarding our site and our company story. We hope that you can take a look at our site and we would welcome the chance to chat with you. Love your blog!!

    Zameer Upadhya
    Co-Founder and CEO of http://www.babyspot.com.

    Presenting the Youngest Social Networking Profiles…Ever.

    http://www.prweb.com/releases/2008/01/prweb645151.htm

  • tim

    OMG you used a gauge! maybe for crawling-velocity but not for energy!!!

  • Zach

    Fair enough, Tim. This is why we had to release a version 2.0: http://www.juiceanalytics.com/writing/baby-dashboard-20/